Saturday, October 30, 2010

Beethoven's Fifth Sith-phony

Found on Blastr, but originally Topless Robot - and I didn't even see it there!

Old, but c'mon - right up our alley.

Back to the TermiFuture

Doing my damned to up my post count this morning

I can haz GIFs, too!

Summer  Glau Sameness  

Something Something Onstar?
Needs more foam.   And wolf howls, definitely wolf howls.
I see your schoolkids, and raise you - Crane Style Attack!
I think somebody showed me a demo of this on an iphone once.
Baby don't hurt me.  Seriously, like please don't hurt me, this is awful.  

It's like a Pie, inside a Cake, inside my Tummy!



Tim Hortons responds to the KFC Double Down

Introducing... the Double Double Down.
A New Taste Sensation!

CBC This Hour Has 22 Minutes spoof.  Well done.  Of course, anything with Geri Hall is a winner.

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Pumpkin Hunter says Happy Halloween

Boba Fett pumpkin cartoon, courtesy of b3tacom

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard

"Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece.
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety."

Follow up to What is the word again?

Leia Strikes Back


Thursday, October 28, 2010

Taco Inside a Taco (South Park)

From South Part s14e10 "Insheeption". As one of the commenters said:

Wednesday, October 27, 2010


Isn't she a CFTO reporter (or looks like one?).

That's no moon

It's -er a balloon.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Video: Double Down Take Down Lunch Antics (DD Day)

A plan was hatched for a serious KFC Double Down Take Down by a bunch of us at the office on a friday. Adventures, hilarity, and randomness ensued. Here's a compilation of what I captured from the 'event'. WARNING: May not be for the faint of heart. Or the hungry.

See more of the pics and the cryptic, but informative story here: Lunch Adventures: DD Day Hats off to all involved for the successful execution,
and surviving.

Quotation Fingers

Chris Farley as Bennet Brauer

(btw, NBC & HULU sucks!)

Forget the double down...

We need to get a petition started to get these other artery clogging treats into Canada ASAP. #9 McLobster Roll? Seriously, where the fuck do I find one of these in Canada? Why does Japan have all the weird stuff and tasty food?!


Monday, October 25, 2010

Ben Kenobi: Private Jedeye

Somewhere between Episodes III and IV...
(yes yes, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...we know the bit)

Star Wars done as a sort of slapstick film noir. Crazy.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Lunch Adventures: DD day

The countdown started when we read the news. October 18th circled on our calendars. The day the KFC Double Down came to Canada. No, we did not line up to sample yet-another-fine-cuisine brought to us courtesy of our neighbors to the south. No. We decided this event was better suited for a Friday ... when little work would get done anyways.

The Road Trip

What can I say? Charged with the duty to safely transport our lunches back to the office (oh yeah and the passengers too) I cursed every car in my way. Get the fuckouttamyway! I'm on a mission! Plus I'm hungry! What can I say? I turn into my evil twin when I get behind the wheel.

Parking was a minor inconvenience and after a stop off at Best Buy we were in line to order the sodium overdosed treat. 4 combos to go. Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew (seriously? who drinks that?) and 2 Pepsis. $6.99 for the "sandwich" and $8.99 for the combo. Damn, this had better be one good lunch. Popcorn chicken and the Taco Bell Crunchwrap tempted us as side orders but we came to our senses.

The trip back was marred by the voice of a 40s gangster guy cross mixed with Chief Wiggum. Captain who? Why is the bag so greasy? And what's that about the seat being wet?

The Main Event

Arranged in a pleasing manner for the photo op, the victims quickly grabbed their bag and dove into the Double Down. "What? There's no bread?!" "This isn't a regular piece of chicken" "Hmm, not bad" "Om nom nom!" "OMG look at the grease" "Mountain Dew?! Who drinks Mountain Dew?!" "Ugh, these fries are terrible"

Thoughts: tasty. The chicken, the bacon, and the sauce work together to produce a magical party in your mouth to which all the farm animals are invited. The cheese had some mixed reactions but the overall consensus was that the cheese had no flavor. The sodium issue was noticeable for one of our victims but generally it was considered be "saltier" than other comparable fast food dining options.

The Aftermath

Nobody dialed 9-1-1. Nobody required CPR. I'd have to say the KFC Double Down is something you should try, assuming you are a reasonably healthy individual. This isn't another Whopper or Big Mac, this is an entirely different food experience. Gluttonous, unhealthy, salty, and a "chickeny-bacon-goodness". That being said I wouldn't let any kids eat an entire one of these. As well I certainly would not add this to my regular eating routine.

Another stolen Post - but it's Star Wars!

Hoot the Force, Luke

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I'll just leave this here ...

Everyone likes a good butt licking

What is the word again?

I was justing thinking about ...

Candy. Yup. Good old candy. Only available in Canada wtf? Those poor American bastards!

Coffee Crisp


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

250 posts on Yesterday's Cheese!

Wanted to write something quick on occasion of the 250th post on Yesterday's Cheese. One only has to browse the tag cloud to find tons of gems of mostly humorous and very random things that have come up in our daily work and net surfing. What might have been started around lunch conversations has evolved into a nice archived snapshot of laughs and good times and memories that brightened up our work days and beyond. Cheers everyone.

10 from 250:


Read the Effing thing at the Effing source... PFfffft!

Blah blah blah - Dune, random crap, video, no teaser text to piss Chris off

Who Doesn't Like Animated Gifs?

Super-Dimensional Wedding Cake Macross

​Rob at Topless Robot writes
I know awesome people. This is odd, because I am extremely non-awesome myself. But I know and am good friends with Jerry from Sega, who is totally awesome. He just got married to Kat, who I haven't met yet, but is clearly also awesome because she allowed and actively condoned the massive wedding cake based on Robotech's SDF-1 above. LOOK AT THIS THING. LOOK HOW BIG IT IS. And the best part:

He continues,..
Oh yeah. That's Max and Miriya, in their wedding outfits, in the cockpit. Amazing. Jerry and Kat also had a "Voltron Lion Dance" at the reception, which I'm begging Jerry to get me video of.

So please wish Jerry and Kat congratulations, if you don't mind. You know, I'd tell Kat that she got one of the good ones, but she clearly already knows. But Jerry, you hold onto this girl. YOU HOLD ON AND YOU NEVER LET GO. Check out another pic of the SDF-Cake:

Words & Pics From

THIS is the droid you're looking for

r2-d2 star wars swimsuit bathing suit

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Halloween is coming - R2-D2 pumpkin and other geek-o-lanterns

Here's an interview from NPR with the guy behind this and others from

And while we're on the subject, if you're pining for more pumpkins -- here's a gallery of 10 Star Wars pumpkin carvings

Friday, October 15, 2010

Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Brett Favre Getting Hit By Football

Now this is the Friday Fun clip we needed today

North Korea's Kim Jong-il throws a parade - with cameras!

North Korea's Military parade in Slow Motion


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dress The Part Superman remix (remix) - movie posters

"Dress the Part", a collection of 10 Redesigned Movie Posters Inspired by Men’s Style. Kinda neat, minimal, old school style. (Mad Men?)

Love the Superman one. Been mulling over it for awhile. Which brought me to do this remix remix:


Always funnier in another language

ChrisArchitect Edit: here's the animated gif

Homer Ribwich animated gif

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

CHOP slowmotion felling axe video

Slow-mo celebrating the collision between axe and wood. How better to promote the product - Axes by Best Made Company.

Staring at it angrily, day after day (a work of fiction)

staring at it angrily, day after day. Collar getting hotter, blood pressure higher you break out in an angry sweat. Suddenly, a mosquito bites your arm out of nowhere and you fly into a KILLING RAGE! oh wait - edit! before your killing rage engulfs your brain one last thought twitches through your subconscious. Your fingers move almost of their own volition as your body slowly lumbers out of its chair to begin a reign of terror, slowly twitching - AFK.

grabbing the nearest stapler you run into the lunchroom, screaming unintelligibly - spittle flying everywhere, mad eyes seeing nothing.

blood spurts in tiny drops from your own arms as random staples land and embed themselves into your skin. gulping ragged breath into your lungs, your incoherent screams "Awrraryyawwarryrrrarrrr" betray your Wookie heritage.

-- and then -- you're down!

a leg from nowhere pops out behind the wall tripping you and preventing you from so much as hurting the plants... a coffee cup (tea cup) shatters on the floor unnoticed as you slowly stand, yourself again.

as you look down and see your bleeding arms and broken nutcup, you wonder why you're not coding Io---- crap at your desk and ask aloud "Where's that from?"

You're down again! a strangling pair of hands surrounds your neck, and shards of ceramic embed themselves into your spikes and scalp.

slowly, you stand again and, feeling your head, proudly proclaim "Look what I picked up!"

And you're down again! This time an average asian has tackled your legs while an angry bearded wonder hits you about the head and face with a bent Xwing. strobing Flashes of light from the doorway reveal that this Battle! is being stop-motioned.

as you lay in a pool of your own blood and ceramic, you notice burnt bits of cheese stuck to the floor and decide to keep your fucking mouth shut

you slink back to your desk and never complain about paypal, Io----, or mosquitoes again.

Is it Friday? Feels like Friday. hahaha

Red October Jokes

Sean Connery came round my house to put some shelves up. They weren't level, so all my ornaments fell off. He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...... "I'm ashamed of my shelf".

Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet."

En Francais: Sean Connery almost married Aretha Franklin. She would have taken his name. "arrete ta connerie"

Sean Connery loves trig. His favorite functions are shine and coshine. (Coshine-play)


(all brought to you courtesy of Reddit)

Yoda, the Vampire Slayer

Coffee Table Books Strike Back with Empire: The Making Of

Vanity Fair preview of new coffee-table book, The Making of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Some great photos.

"Luke, there is no escape, only mattresses" "That's......highly unlikely!"

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Tron Legacy dual-monitor desktop wallpaper in action

sam flynn quorra tron legacy dual monitor desktop wallpaper in action

As expected and planned, rocking some Tron Legacy desktop wallpaper featuring Miss Olivia Wilde (not the pic of just her though..that other one floating around was too...distracting.)

(updated 11/10/2010)
You know you want it.  Here's some downloads for widescreen or dual-monitor setups:

...Left Monitor: 1280x1024  ...Right monitor: 1280x1024

Big Bang Theory cast in Team Canada hockey jerseys in Toronto

Who would have thought we'd ever see something like this? Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Raj (Kunal Nayyar) and Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) from Big Bang Theory in Toronto with Team Canada hockey jerseys!

Sheldon, Raj, Howard holding Team Canada hockey jerseys in Toronto (courtesy CTV Photos)

Friday, October 8, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Norton Security

Norton Security: Dolph Lundgren vs unicorn


Oct.18 circle your calendars

KFC coming to Canada!

540 calories
30 grams of fat
1,740 mg of sodium

double down!

Accordian Groupies

Cows Love Accordion Music - Watch more Funny Videos

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

Keeping Tron Legacy in the fray - Trailer 2

Not brand brand new, think it was out in July, but it's still awesome. On a bit of a Tron Legacy kick here, expect it to subside and then re-emerge in much worse fashion closer to release date.